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BETTY IS CONVINCED THAT SHE'S A BUFFALO (1990) performed by Heather Bishop and Don Benedictson
Betty is convinced that she's a buffalo No one can talk her out of this Right now she is stampeding in the kitchen Bellowing and banging her fist
Betty is convinced that she's a buffalo That's the way she's acting today I only wish that Betty the Buffalo Was where the deer and antelope play
"Hey! Hey! Can I take the next verse? I have a beautiful voice you know."
David is convinced that he's a donkey Just listen to him bray He says he's only eating alfalfa sprouts He's stubborn about everything today
David is convinced that he's a donkey And that's the way it's going to be I kinda wish that David the Donkey Wasn't such a donkey with me
"Hey! I can do the next verse, you know. If you don't want me to sing, I can play the guitar really well."
Now me, I'm convinced that I'm a seagull Even if I haven't wings to fly 'Cause all I want to eat today is garbage Chocolate bars and deep dish apple pie
I'm thoroughly convinced that I'm a seagull That's the way I'm acting today And if I see the Gulf Island Ferry I'm convinced that I will follow it away
"Aww, gee. They never even gave me a chance. Ah, I don't even need them anyway. I'll do it by myself..."
from Heather Bishop's A Duck In New York City ©1990 CAPAC  |
