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I WANT A ROBOT written by Connie Kaldor and Roy Forbes performed by Heather Bishop, Don Benedictson and Al Simmons
"Oh! Here's the bus!. Hey, what's that? What a funny looking dude. A short guy like me."
"NO LIFE FORMS PRESENT."
"What?"
"NO LIFE FORMS PRESENT"
"What? No life forms present?! Whaddya mean? Hey, wait up bud! Hey!"
"ATTENTION"
"Hey!"
"ATTENTION"
"Hey! Hey! Do you know the way to Central Park?"
"TAKE EVASIVE ACTION"
"Whaddya mean? Hey! Whaddaya want?"
I want a robot -- I want a robot I wish one would follow me home I want a robot -- a teeny-weeny robot A robot to call my own
Someone to go to bed when I don't wanna go To brush my teeth at night Someone to find the sock underneath the bed To keep the lid on the honey bucket tight
I want a robot -- I want a robot I wish one would follow me home I want a robot -- a teeny-weeny robot A robot to call my own
Someone to eat my spinach -- yuck My liver or my brussel sprouts -- uhl Someone to keep the mud out of my boots To do the dishes and to take the garbage out (Would you take out that garbage?!)
I want a robot -- I want a robot I wish one would follow me home I want a robot -- a teeny-weeny robot A robot to call my own
I'd give that thing a little robot name Like, "Emma"...
"Emma?"
Or maybe, "Orgon"...
"Orgon?"
Or how 'bout, "Fred"...
"Fred -- yeah, that's a nice name."
And every time I whistle it would come around And it would do everything that I said
I want a robot -- I want a robot I wish one would follow me home I want a robot -- a teeny-weeny robot A robot to call my own
I WANT A HUMAN -- I WANT A HUMAN I WISH ONE WOULD FOLLOW ME HOME I WANT A HUMAN -- A TEENY-WEENY HUMAN A HUMAN TO CALL MY OWN
I want a robot -- I want a robot I wish one would follow me home I want a robot -- a teeny-weeny robot A robot to call my own
I'd spend my whole allowance on batteries If a robot would follow me home Follow me home!
"That Fred! Boy! I never met anybody like him before. He's really something. Boy..."
from Heather Bishop's A Duck In New York City ©1990 Human Condition Music, CAPAC
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