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MINCEMEAT TART written and performed by Roy Forbes
Well you can take your Christmas pudding And put it outside to freeze You know the nutmeg in that egg nog, Lord It just about makes me sneeze
I got somethin' finer in my mind And it stands miles apart Understand, I'll be a sad young man If I don't get a mincemeat tart
I want me a mincemeat tart (he wants it, he wants it) I want a mincemeat tart (he wants it, he wants it) I want a mincemeat tart And I want it with all my heart
Now I don't mind those chestnuts But I hate it when they up and explode I can put up with that cranberry sauce But last year I got an overdose
So if you wanna make me happy Prepare for the joy to start When you take me to the fireplace, sit me right down And supply me with a mincemeat tart
I want me a mincemeat tart (he wants it, he wants it) I want a mincemeat tart (he wants it, he wants it) I want a mincemeat tart And I want it with all my heart
Now listen, if you happen to see old Santa You know, the guy with the big red nose Well, tell him he ain't gonna get no milk and cookies If he doesn't keep on his toes
'Cause I don't wanna be like Elvis and have a blue, blue Christmas I don't want to fall apart But as sure as you're born, I'll be shattered and torn If I don't get a mincemeat tart
I want me a mincemeat tart (he wants it, he wants it) I want a mincemeat tart (he wants it, he wants it) I want a mincemeat tart And I want it with all my heart...
from New Songs For An Old Celebration ©1985 Human Condition Music P.R.O.
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